Guristas Song

Guristas Song by Jita FM In Venal's maw where the starlight dies, We roam with rage and rabbit eyes, From Caldari's chains we broke away, To plunder, shoot, and make ‘em pay! Yarrr ha-ha, and a plasma shot, We loot the wrecks, we take the lot! Scurvy clones and Navy drones, We melt their hulls and steal their bones! Yo-ho, bite the clone! Hack their pod and take their home! Guristas laugh in pirate tones, Yap-yap, snap the bone! The Worm slithers in your scanner’s dark, The Gila bites with a serpent’s spark, And when the Rattlesnake joins the fray, You’ll wish to God you’d flown away. We…