Quarterly Report | EVE Online Empire Song

Quarterly Report is a satirical Caldari State anthem about corporate loyalty, missile doctrine, shareholder obedience, and the sacred battlefield efficiency of spreadsheets. Built around cold discipline, economic warfare, and militarized profit margins, this track turns the Caldari Navy into a boardroom war machine: every volley calculated, every worker optimized, every enemy reduced to a liability on the balance sheet. Loyalty. Order. Progress. Please submit all dissent in triplicate. Want to try EVE Online or return to New Eden? Use my referral link here:…