The Asymmetric Crown | EVE Online Empire Song

The Asymmetric Crown is a satirical Gallente Federation war anthem about luxury, liberty, drone warfare, and the glorious absurdity of outsourcing democracy to disposable machines. From the mighty Dominix to the majestic Thanatos, this track celebrates the “democratic swarm” with theatrical power-metal energy, sci-fi propaganda flair, and a heavy dose of EVE Online humor. It is heroic, smug, decadent, and completely convinced that plasma storms count as enlightenment. For the Senate. For the culture. For the drones we forgot to recall. Want to try EVE Online or return to New Eden? Use my…