Muh's Final Path

To my fellow fellow deputies, fellow officers, the chief, the ancestral residents of Anoikis, and above all, Bob... I, Mabel, seek forgiveness that I can never earn. Two nights past I entered a Solar Cell site with the noble intent of inspecting a dirtbag's wreck. Likely traumatized by the prior home invasion, the local defender took up arms. Suddenly, I felt a violent jolt As I struggled to look over the controls despite my booster seat having become tactically displaced, I realized the young defender had dutifully taken it upon themselves to web, scram, and neut this sworn deputy of the…