Sisters of EVE | Day 4 in EVE Online | I Woke Up As A Capsuleer, So What?

Okay, so. I'm currently trapped in EVE Online, but everyone thinks I'm just really committed to "the roleplay." I'm not. This is actually real, and honestly? The fact that nobody believes me is the most annoying part of this entire situation. This stream is the only connection I have left to reality. Which means.. Chat, you're it. You're what I've got. We're doing this together whether I like it or not. So yeah. Tune in. Watch me learn way too much about spreadsheets in space, make objectively stupid decisions, try to survive late stage capitalism, and slowly lose my mind trying to figure…