Crash Jazz

Where "Ansiblex" was a sunset cruise through low-sec, Fan Festival is the sunrise after the op. It's the debrief that turns into a celebration. It's the moment you realize you're still alive, still in warp, and the Caldari State's finest are playing something slow and gorgeous over the comms. FC Overload brought the heat. FC Convict brought the soul. FC Jotunn and FC Swift brought the discipline. The result is the smoothest thing to come out of New Eden since someone first fitted a Stabber with a cloaking device and called it art. Warp to zero. Stay smooth. Never panic. Always Rock.…